Teacher: "Kids, what does the
chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does
the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the
fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I
interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a
week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or
female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes
camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in
general."
Reporter: "But isn't that
hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style,
any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too
fast. Hard to catch."
Santa videsh gaya hua tha
Ek gori ladki ko dekh ke
bola
Santa – aapka kya
name hai?
Ladki – Carmen..
Santa – Ye kaisa
name hai?
Ladki – Muje car
aur men acche lagte hai na
isliye Carmen,,,
aapka kya name hai?
Santa – Ladyindar
Singh Kissiya
Ladki behosh :
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