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एक शहरी लड़का नदी में बत्तखों पर निशाना लगा रहा था</div>
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निसाना चुक गया और पानी भर रही एक देहाती महिला का घड़ा फुट गया।</div>
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वह उस स्त्री के पास गया और बोला 'sorry for that'</div>
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उस औरत ने एक झन्नाटेदार थप्पड़ मारा, "दहिजरा के नाति ! एक तौ एक शहरी लड़का नदी में बत्तखों पर निशाना लगा रहा था</div>
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निसाना चुक गया और पानी भर रही एक देहाती महिला का घड़ा फुट गया।</div>
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वह उस स्त्री के पास गया और बोला 'sorry for that'</div>
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उस औरत ने एक झन्नाटेदार थप्पड़ मारा, "दहिजरा के नाति ! एक तौ घड़ा फोरि दिहिस ऊपर से कहत है 'साडी फार देब ", अरे हम तोहार करेजा निकार लेब ।</div>
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फोरि दिहिस ऊपर से कहत है 'साडी फार देब ", अरे हम तोहार करेजा निकार लेब ।।<br>
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लड़के के मरने के बाद, लड़की भी चिता पर लेट गयी ।</div>
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ये देख के वहां सभी लोंगो के आँखों में आँसु अा गए ।</div>
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लेकिन ये क्या ?</div>
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उस ने सेल्फी खींच कर पोस्ट किया -</div>
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Me with My ex boy Friend </div>
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at शमशान घाट - Feeling VIDHVA.</div>
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खतरनाक बच्चा </div>
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लेडी़ टीचर : लोफर और ऑफर मैं </div>
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क्या अंतर है ? </div>
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स्टुडेन्ट : very simple mam, </div>
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" I love you अगर लड़का बोले तो लोफर </div>
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और लड़की बोले तो ऑफर |</div>
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लेडी़ टीचर : </div>
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सौच और वहम मैं क्या फर्क है ? </div>
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स्टुडेन्ट : आप मस्त आइटम है | ये हमारी सौच है | </div>
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और हम अभी बच्चे है ये आपका वहम है |<br>
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लेडी़ टीचर : अगर दुनिया मैं </div>
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लड़की नहीं हौ तो क्या हौगा ?</div>
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स्टुडेन्ट : कॉलेज वीरान </div>
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गलियां सुनसान </div>
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दुनियां परेशान </div>
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तन्हा इंसान </div>
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ना जानू </div>
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ना जान </div>
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हर तरफ </div>
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" जय हनुमान "<br>
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अगर सुबह जल्दी उठने से</div>
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ताक़त, बुद्धि और धन बढ़ता - तो पेपर वाला और दूध वाला और नगर निगम के झाडू मारने वाले सबसे ज्यादा अमीर होते!</div>
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सोते रहें और जीवन का आनंद लें!</div>
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लोग ऐसे ही भडकाते रहते हैं </div>
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_*ये, चाणक्य ने रफ़ पेज में लिखा था...!!*_</div>
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<span>आशिकी</span><span> </span><span>की</span><span> </span><span>हद</span><span> </span><span>तो</span><span> </span><span>देखो</span><span></span></div>
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<span>एक</span><span> </span><span>लड़के</span><span> </span><span>की</span><span> </span><span>गर्ल</span><span> </span><span>फ्रेंड</span><span> </span><span>मर</span><span> </span><span>गयी</span><span> </span><span>तो</span></div>
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<span><span>उस</span><span> </span><span>लड़के</span><span> </span><span>ने</span><span> </span><span>चिता</span><span> </span><span>पर</span><span> </span><span>लेट</span><span> </span><span>कर</span><span> </span><span>लड़की</span><span> </span><span>के</span><span> </span><span>साथ</span></span></div>
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<span>सेल्फी</span><span> </span><span>खींच</span><span> </span><span>कर</span><span> </span><span>पोस्ट</span><span> </span><span>किया</span><span> –</span></div>
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<span><span>“Me with My ex girl Friend”.</span></span></div>
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<span>at </span><span>शमशान</span><span> </span><span>घाट</span><span> – Feeling Sad…!!! with pandit ji & 14 others</span><br>
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<span>लड़की</span><span> – </span><span>क्या</span><span> </span><span>कर</span><span> </span><span>रहे</span><span> </span><span>हो</span><span>?</span></div>
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<span>लड़का</span><span> – </span><span>मूंगफली</span><span> </span><span>खा</span><span> </span><span>रहा</span><span> </span><span>हूँ।</span><span></span></div>
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<span>लड़की</span><span> – Haww! </span><span>अकेले</span><span> </span><span>अकेले</span><span>,</span></div>
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<span>लड़का</span><span> – </span><span>अब</span><span> 10 </span><span>रूपये</span><span> </span><span>की</span><span> </span><span>मूंगफली</span><span> </span><span>में</span><span> </span><span>भण्डारा</span><span> </span><span>करू</span><span> </span><span>क्या</span><span>….!!</span></div>
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<span>हायकोर्ट</span><span> </span><span>ने</span><span> </span><span>आज</span><span> </span><span>ये</span><span> </span><span>स्पष्ट</span><span> </span><span>किया</span><span> </span><span>है</span><span> </span><span>क़ि</span><span>…..</span></div>
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<span>अगर</span><span> </span><span>पति</span><span> </span><span>परमेश्वर</span><span> </span><span>है</span><span> …!!</span></div>
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<span>तो</span><span>….</span></div>
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<span>बॉय</span><span> </span><span>फ्रैंड</span><span> </span><span>भी</span><span></span></div>
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<span>छोटा</span><span> </span><span>मोटा</span><span> </span><span>भैरो</span><span> </span><span>बाबा</span><span> </span><span>माना</span><span> </span><span>जायेगा</span><span> </span><span>।।।।</span><span></span><br>
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Lo ye hai nayaa . Abhi tak ye msg.  kisi ne  post nhi kiya</div>
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एक रुम में 5 दोस्त रहते थे.</div>
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1.पागल</div>
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2.बेवकूफ</div>
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3.दिमाग</div>
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5.किसी</div>
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एक दिन कोई नही ने किसी को मार दिया</div>
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उस समय दिमाग बाथरुम में था</div>
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पागल ने पुलिस को फोन किया</div>
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हैलो पुलिस कोई नही ने किसी का कत्ल कर दिया</div>
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पुलिस : ओए क्या तुम पागल हो?</div>
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पागल : जी मैं पागल हूँ</div>
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पुलिस : तेरे पास दिमाग नही है क्या?</div>
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पागल : जी दिमाग तो बाथरुम में है</div>
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पुलिस : ओ बेवकूफ</div>
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पागल : जी मैं तो पागल हूँ</div>
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बेवकूफ तो मैसेज पढ़ रहा है....</div>
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हा हा हा</div>
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2016 की टॉप बेइज्जती</div>
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जल्दी फारवर्ड करो नही तो ये मैसेज आम हो जाएगा....</div>
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कुछ लोग इतने भयंकर कुँवारे होते है कि...</div></div>
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ताश खेलते वक़्त भी " बेगम "नहीं आती...😜😜😜😜😜😜</div>
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<div><h2><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0_NCdTeBG_jqhbZYkUuN72muyPMarsjwc3I9Qvcl_uGC2VeqGNVCr9snUADukS_OoTDn5BLzsYPZ2xpoi2O72r8kGHciR-D6lV9mx7AB2MTJJWfYKnwC2YaK-0iRfEzSqkneTUzpjY9M/s276/comedy+house.jpg"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0_NCdTeBG_jqhbZYkUuN72muyPMarsjwc3I9Qvcl_uGC2VeqGNVCr9snUADukS_OoTDn5BLzsYPZ2xpoi2O72r8kGHciR-D6lV9mx7AB2MTJJWfYKnwC2YaK-0iRfEzSqkneTUzpjY9M/s0/comedy+house.jpg"></a></div></h2><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><p></p><hr><p>पति ने पत्नी का हालचाल जानने के लिए टाइप किया,<br>"कैसा है सिरदर्द" और टाइप हो गया "कैसी हो सिरदर्द",<br>.<br>ऑफिस छूटे हुए 4 घंटे हो गए हैं,<br>और पति अभी भी घर जाने का, <b><i><u>साहस नहीं जुटा पा रहा </u></i>।</b></p><p></p><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><p></p><hr><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><div><p></p><p>2 बच्चों की मां तीसरी शादी कर रही थी<br>फेरों के टाइम एक बच्चा रोने लगा।</p><p></p><p>मां का जवाब सुनकर, दूल्हा बेहोश हो गया...</p><p></p><p><strong>मां बोली :</strong> चुप हो जा.. नहीं तो अगली बार नहीं लाऊंगी</p><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></div><h2><p></p><hr></h2><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><div><p>रसोई में गैस पर कूकर चढ़ाया,<br>सेल्फी वाली पोस्ट डालीऔर लिखा,<br>बीवी मायके गयी है और मुझे चाय बनानी है,<br>कुकर में कितनी सिटी लगाऊँ…???</p><p>गर्लफेंड का नाम "पापा" नाम से सेव करने का भी अलग ही फायदा है,<br>वीवी खुद फोन ला कर देती है और कहती है,<br>ये लिजिए बात कीजिए ससुर जी का फोन आ रहा है।</p><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></div><h2><p></p><hr></h2><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><div><p></p><h2>पत्नी :<span> ये बन्दूक लेकर कहा जा रहे हो?</span></h2><p></p><p><strong>पति :</strong> शेर का शिकार करने।</p><p></p><p><strong>पत्नी :</strong> तो जाते क्यों नहीं? इतनी देर से दरवाजे पर ही खड़े हो।</p><p></p><p><strong>पति :</strong> बहार कुत्ता खड़ा है।</p><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><p></p></div><h2><p></p><hr></h2><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><div><p>बेकार ही कहते हैं लोग,<br>की पत्नियां कभी अपनी गलती नहीं मानती,<br>मेरी वाली तो रोज मानती है,<br>गलती हो गयी तुमसे शादी करके।</p><div><span><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></span></div><hr><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><h2>पति : यह कैसा खाना बनाया है तुमने,</h2><p>एकदम गोवर जैसा ????????<br>पत्नी : हे भगवान,<br>इस आदमी ने हर चीज चख रखी है।</p><div><span><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></span></div><hr><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><p>चार चीजें कभी इंसान को खुश नहीं रख सकती,<br>कार, मोबाइल, टीवी और बीबी,<br>क्योंकि इनके लेटेस्ट मॉडल दूसरों के पास होते हैं। </p><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><h2><div><span></span></div><hr></h2><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><p>पत्नी : घर की सारी बेकार चीजें निकाल दो,<br>पति : फिर तू कहाँ रहेगी पगली।</p><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><h2><div><span></span></div><hr></h2><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><p>पत्नी ने ऊँगली के इशारे से पति को बुलाया,<br>पति : बोल क्या काम है ?????<br>पत्नी : कुछ नहीं,<br>बस अपनी ऊँगली की ताक़त चेक कर रही थी।</p><p>पति : तुम मेरी फिल्म में काम करोगी,<br>पत्नी : पर सीन क्या है ??????<br>पति : तुम्हें धीरे-धीरे पानी में जाना है,<br>पत्नी : ओह वाऊ, पर फिल्म का नाम क्या है,<br>पति : गयी भैंस पानी में।</p><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><h2><div><span></span></div><hr></h2><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><p>पत्नी : में अपने पुराने कपडे किसी को दान कर दूँ,<br>पति : फेंक दे डोनेट क्या करने .......!!<br>.<br>.<br>पत्नी : नहीं इस दुनिया में बहुत सी भूखी प्यासी औरते होंगे,<br>कोई भी पहन लेगी ...<br>.<br>.<br>पति : तू खुद ही सोच तेरे कपडे जिसे आएंगे वो भूखी प्यासी तो न हीं होगी .........!<br>पति आज भी घर से फरार है...! </p><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><h2><div><span></span></div><hr></h2><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></div><div><p>पत्नी पति से : सुनो जी जब हमारी नयी नयी शादी हुई थी,<br>और मैं खाना बना कर लाती थी तो आप खुद कम खाते थे,<br>और मुझे ज्यादा खिलाते थे, अब क्या हो गया है?<br>पति : क्योकि अब तुम अच्छा खाना बनाना सीख गयी हो।<br></p><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><h2><div><span></span></div><hr></h2><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><p>पति : सर दर्द होने पर थोड़ी देर अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड से बात करे,<br>क्योकि जहर ही जहर को काट सकता है।<br></p><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><h2><div><span></span></div><hr></h2><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><h2>पति :यदि पत्नी घर की लक्ष्मी है , तो Girlfriend कला धन है।</h2><p>पति : आज बाहर खाना खाएँगे,<br>पत्नी : ठीक है मैं दो मिनट में तैयार हो कर आती हूँ,<br>पति : ठीक है में बहार चटाई बिछाता हूँ।</p><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><h2><div><span></span></div><hr></h2><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><p>बीबी को थप्पड़ मारकर पति बोला,<br>इंसान उसे ही मारता है जिससे वह प्यार करता है,<br>तो पत्नी 2-थप्पड़, 4-लाते और 15-मुक्के मारने के बाद बोली,<br>आपको क्या लगता है मैं आपसे प्यार नहीं करती।😜😜😜</p><p>बच्चा जब पैदा होता है,<br>तो माँ उसके सर पर हाथ फेरती है और बाल बढ़ने शुरू हो जाते है,<br>और शादी के बाद जब पत्नी पति के सर पर हाथ फेरती है बाल झड़ने शुरू हो जाते है,<br>प्रभु तेरी माया कोई समझ नहीं पाया, कही धूप तो कहीं छाया।</p><div><span><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></span></div><hr><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><h2>पत्नी : कहाँ हो ????</h2><p>पति : ऑफिस में हूँ,<br>क्यों क्या हुआ ?????<br>पत्नी : कुछ नहीं,<br>वो पड़ोसन भाग गयी,<br>इसलिए पूछा।</p><div><span><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></span></div><hr><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2><p>पत्नी तो ऐसी होनी चाहिए,<br>जो खाना खाने के बाद कहे,<br>तुम बैठकर व्हाट्सअप चलाओ में पैर दबाती हूँ।</p><div><span><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></span></div><hr><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></div><div><p>पति अपनी नाराज पत्नी को रोज फोन करता था।</p><p><strong>सासुजी :-</strong> कितनी बार कहा है कि अब वो तुम्हारे घर नहीं आएगी, तो क्यों रोज रोज फोन करता है।<br><strong>जमाई :-</strong> सुनकर अच्छा लगता है इसलिए...</p><div><span><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></span></div><hr><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></div><div><div><strong><span>    </span>पति :-</strong><span> ये कैसी दाल बनाई हो? न नमक है, न मिर्च है बिलकुल फीकी है। सारा दिन मोबाइल पर <span>    </span><span>    </span>लगी रहती हो कुछ पता ही नहीं क्या डालना है या नहीं।</span></div><span><div><strong><span>    </span>पत्नी बेलन दिखाते हुए बोली :-</strong><span><b> </b>तुम पहले अपना मोबाइल साइड में रखकर खाना खाओ, कब से <span>    </span>देख रही हूँ रोटी पानी में डूबा डुबाकर कर खाये जा रहे हो। </span></div></span><div><span><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></span></div><hr><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></div><div><p><strong>पत्नी ने अंग्रेजी की किताब पढ़ते हुए पति से पूछा -</strong></p><p></p><p>ये Complete और Finish में क्या अंतर होता है जी।</p><p></p><p><strong>पति -</strong> जैसे में तुम्हे मिल गया तो तुम्हारी लाइफ तो गई Complete .</p><p></p><p>और तुम मुझे मिल गई तो हमारी लाइफ हो गई Finish</p><p></p><p>पति की आँखे सीधे AIIMS में खुलती है जाके</p><div><span><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></span></div><hr><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></div><div><h2>टिफिन का ध्यान रखना</h2><p></p><p>पत्नी ने अपने पति को फोन लगाया।<br><strong>पत्नी :</strong> कहाँ हो, ऑफिस पहुँच गए क्या?</p><p></p><p><strong>पति :</strong> मेरा कार से एक्सीडेंट हो गया है।<br>मेरी टांग टूट गई है।<br>अस्पताल जा रहा हूँ।</p><p></p><p><strong>पत्नी :</strong> अच्छा ठीक है जाओ, पर टिफिन का ध्यान रखना टेढ़ा ना रखना उसमे दाल है गिर जाएगी।</p><div><span><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></span></div><hr><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></div><div><p>पत्नी : चलो ना कहीं घूमने के लिए चलते हैं,<br>लेकिन गाडी में चलाऊंगी .....!!!<br>.<br>.<br>पति : मतलब जाएँगे कार में और आएँगे कल की अखबार में।</p><div><span><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></span></div><hr><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></div><div><p>पति पत्नी में लड़ाई के बाद पति घर से चला गया,<br>पति : रात को फ़ोन पर खाने में क्या बना है ..???<br>पत्नी : जहर ...!!<br>पति : में देर से आऊंगा तुम खाकर सो जाना...<br>.<br>.<br>पत्नी: बेहोश ........।</p><div><span><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></span></div><hr><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></div><div><p></p><h2>भारतीय संस्कारी की पत्नियां</h2><p></p><p>भारतीय पत्नियां बहुत संस्कारी होती हैं,<br>वो कभी भी सबके सामने अपने पति को<br>"Abe Gadhe", "Oye Gadhe", "Sun Gadhe" नहीं बोलती।</p><p></p><p>इसलिए वो शार्ट में <strong>A.G.</strong> / <strong>O.G.</strong> / <strong>SunoG.</strong> बोलती हैं।</p><div><span><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></span></div><hr><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></div><div><p></p><p>मायके से पत्नी ने फोन लगाया।<br><strong>पत्नी:</strong> आपके बिना जी नहीं लगता है।</p><p></p><p><strong>पति:</strong> अरे पगली ZEE नहीं लगता तो STAR या SONY लगा के देख लो, वो भी अच्छे चैनल हैं।</p><div><span><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></span></div><hr><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></div><div><p></p><p><strong>Husband -</strong> होटल रूम से होटल मैनेजर को फोन करता है,<br>"प्लीज जल्दी आओ, मेरी बीबी से मेरा झगड़ा हो गया है और वो बोल रही है कि होटल की खिड़की से नीचे कूद जाएगी।"</p><p><strong>Hotel Manager -</strong> "Sorry Sir, but this is your personal issue."</p><p></p><p><strong>Husband</strong> - "अबे साले, खिड़की नहीं खुल रही है। This is a maintenance issue."</p><div><span><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></span></div><hr><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></div><div><p></p><p>पूजा करते समय पत्नी ने पति से</p><p></p><p><strong>पूछा -</strong> सुनो जी आपको आरती याद हैं न,</p><p></p><p><strong>पति-</strong> हाँ, वो पतली सी, काली आँखों वाली, सूंदर सी, जो 402 में रहती है वही न।</p><p></p><p><strong>फिर क्या -</strong> पहले पति की पूजा हुई और बाद में सत्यनारायण भगवान् की।</p><div><span><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></span></div><hr><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></div><div><p>पार्टी में मॉडर्न लड़की से हंस-हंसकर बात कर रहे पति के पास आकर</p><p></p><p><strong>पत्नी बोली</strong> - घर चलिए मैं आपके चोट पर मरहम लगा दू।</p><p></p><p><strong>पति -</strong> पर हमको चोट तो आयी नहीं है।</p><p></p><p><strong>पत्नी -</strong> हाँ, अभी हम घर भी कहाँ पहुंचे हैं।</p></div><div><div><span><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></span></div><hr><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></div><div><p><strong>पत्नी:</strong> कैसी लग रही हूँ आज मैं?</p><p></p><p><strong>पति:</strong> अच्छी लग रही हो।</p><p></p><p><strong>पत्नी :</strong> मेरी खूबसूरती पर एक शेर कहिये न।</p><p></p><p><strong>पति :</strong> ये आज जो तुम इतनी प्यारी लग रही हो, इस पर लग जाती हैं मेरी तनख्यावाह सारी।</p><div><span><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi</span></h2></span></div><hr><h2><span>Comedy Husband Wife Funny 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<span face=""arial" , sans-serif"> </span><span face=""arial" , sans-serif">  </span><span>Everything Is Here Don't Go Anywhere</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>Here’s a great way to describe your blog comadyhouse.blogspot.com in a video or an introductory section to engage your audience. You can use this for your website, video script, or promotional materials:</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>---</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>Title:</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>"Everything Is Here – Don’t Go Anywhere | Welcome to Comadyhouse!"</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>---</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>Video/Website Introduction Script:</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>(Play upbeat and cheerful background music)</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>Narrator/Aashi & Aarvi Voiceover:</span></div><div><span>"Hey everyone! Welcome to Comadyhouse, your one-stop destination for everything FUN and ENTERTAINING!"</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>---</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>Image/Structure Description for the Website</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>1. Home Page:</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>Header:</span></div><div><span>"Everything Is Here—Don’t Go Anywhere!"</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>A vibrant banner with a funny theme, showing smiling emojis, laughing faces, or cheerful animations.</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>Sections to Include on the Homepage:</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>Funny Messages:</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>Scroll through hilarious one-liners, jokes, and witty texts that will make you laugh out loud.</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>Funny Images:</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>A gallery of memes, funny animal pictures, and goofy situations from everyday life.</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>So Many Funny Things:</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>Quizzes, riddles, short stories, and much more to brighten your day!</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>---</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>Content Breakdown</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>1. Funny Messages Section</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>"Find the funniest texts and jokes to share with your friends. From classic humor to modern memes, we’ve got it all!"</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>2. Funny Images Section</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>"A picture is worth a thousand laughs! Browse through our collection of funny photos that capture the silliness of life."</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>3. Special Features:</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>Add GIFs, video clips, or audio snippets to make your blog more dynamic.</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>---</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>Closing/Call to Action:</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>Voiceover:</span></div><div><span>"So, what are you waiting for? Everything is here—don’t go anywhere! Head over to comadyhouse.blogspot.com to explore and share the fun with your friends and family. Laughter is just a click away!"</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>(End with a cheerful graphic and the tagline: "Stay Happy, Stay Laughing!")</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>---</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>Visual Design Tips for the Website:</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>1. Use bright colors like yellow, orange, or light blue to reflect a happy and humorous vibe.</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>2. Add interactive elements like polls or comment sections to engage visitors.</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>3. Include a "Share" button so readers can share content on social media easily.</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span>This approach will make Comadyhouse an inviting platform for anyone looking for humor and entertainment!</span></div><div><span><br></span></div><div><span><br></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">जब</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">भी</span> Whatsapp <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">खोलो</span>,</div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">लगता</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">है</span> Whatsapp <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">नही</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">हरिद्वार</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">आ</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">गए</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">है</span><span lang="EN-US">…”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">इतना</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">अथाह</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">ज्ञान</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">बरसता</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">है</span>, <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">कि</span>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">सभी</span>
Whatsapp <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">संतो</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">को</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">प्रणाम</span>.<o:p></o:p></div>
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#<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">चंद</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">लाइने</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">पुरे</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">ग्रुप</span>
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<span lang="EN-US">“</span><span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">जिंदगी</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">से</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">हर</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">पल</span>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">कभी</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">कभी</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">नहीं</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">हर</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">रोज</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">मिली</span>.<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">बस</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">एक</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">अच्छा</span>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">जिन्दगी</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">से</span><span lang="EN-US">…</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">पर</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">मुझे</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">तो</span>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">फौज</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">मिली।</span><span lang="EN-US">”</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">दिल</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">खोलो</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">प्यार</span>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">दिमाग</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">खोलो</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">ज्ञान</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">लो</span>,<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">आँखे</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">खोलो</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">ख्बाव</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">लो</span>,<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">होंठ</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">मुस्कान</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">लो</span>,<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">कपड़े</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">खोलो</span><span lang="EN-US">…</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">और</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">नहा</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">लों</span><span lang="EN-US">…</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">सोच</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">बदलो</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">तो</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">देश</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">बदलेगा</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">।</span></div>
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एक औरत की दूसरे शहर में नौकरी लग गई। वहां पहुंच के उसने सोचा कि अपने पति को मेसेज कर दूं।</div>
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गलती से वह मेसेज किसी और के पास पहुंच गया। जिसके पास मेसेज गया वह आदमी अपनी पत्नी का अंतिम संस्कार करके घर पहुंचा ही था।</div>
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आदमी मेसेज पढ़ते ही बेहोश हो गया। मेसेज कुछ ऐसा था:</div>
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मैं यहां खैरियत से पहुंच गई हूं। यहां मोबाइल की सुविधा भी है। तुम उदास न होना। 2-3 दिन में तुम्हें भी अपने पास ही बुला लूंगी।<br />
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वाइफ: तुम्हें पता है कि मैं तुम्हें जान क्यों बोलती हूं?</div>
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हज़्बंड: नहीं...बताओ।</div>
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पत्नी: जानवर लंबा हो जाता है न, इसलिए सिर्फ जान बोल देती हूं!<br />
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पति- कहां गई थी?</div>
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पत्नी- ब्लड डोनेट करने गई थी।</div>
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पीते-पीते ओवरफ्लो होने लग गया, जो अब बेचने भी लगी?</div>
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लड़का- जानू, मुझे तुम्हारी आंखों में सारा शहर नजर आता है।</div>
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तभी वहां एक शराबी आकर बोला, भाई, देखना कि दारू चैकिंग नाका कहां लगा है आज?<br />
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हकीम- शायद जहर फैल गया है, टांग काटनी पड़ेगी।</div>
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कुछ दिन बाद बब्बन की दूसरी टांग भी नीली पड़ गई, वह फिर हकीम के पास गया।</div>
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हकीम- लगता है इस टांग में भी जहर फैल गया। हकीम ने दोनों टांगे काटकर आर्टिफिशल लगा दी।</div>
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कुछ दिन बाद आर्टिफिशल टांग भी नीली पड़ गई। बब्बन फिर हकीम के पास गया।</div>
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हकीम- अब तुम्हारी बीमारी समझ में आई बब्बन मियां। दरअसल, तुम्हारी लुंगी रंग छोड़ती है।</div>
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रमेश: परसों मेरी बीवी कुंए में गिर गई। बहुत चोट लगी। बेचारी बहुत चिल्ला रही थी।</div>
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रमेश: पता नहीं, कल से कुंए से आवाज तो नहीं आई।</div>
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<b>पत्नी का मेसेज</b></div>
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गलती से वह मेसेज किसी और के पास पहुंच गया। जिसके पास मेसेज गया वह आदमी अपनी पत्नी का अंतिम संस्कार करके घर पहुंचा ही था।</div>
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आदमी मेसेज पढ़ते ही बेहोश हो गया। मेसेज कुछ ऐसा था:</div>
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मैं यहां खैरियत से पहुंच गई हूं। यहां मोबाइल की सुविधा भी है। तुम उदास न होना। 2-3 दिन में तुम्हें भी अपने पास ही बुला लूंगी।<br />
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<b>भिखारी गया पप्पू के पास</b></div>
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भिखारी: बाबू जी, बहुत भूख लगी है। कुछ खाने को दे दीजिए ना।</div>
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पप्पू: टमाटर खाओ।</div>
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भिखारी: बाबू जी रोटी दे दीजिए, टमाटर नहीं खा पाएंगे।</div>
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पप्पू: अरे कह तो रहा हूं, टमाटर खाओ।</div>
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इतने में पप्पू का दोस्त दब्बू आ जाता है और भिखारी से कहता है। अरे जाओ ना यार, यह तोतला है 'कमाकर खाओ' कह रहा है।<br />
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अध्यापक- बताओ! सबसे ज्यादा नशा किस चीज में होता है?</div>
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एक बच्चा- किताबों में...। अध्यापक- वो कैसे? मैं समझा नहीं।</div>
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बच्चा- किताब खोलते ही नींद जो आ जाती है....</div>
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लड़का- हां...हां...जरूर! लड़की- तो जितना दूर चांद है उतनी दूर भाग जाओ यहां</div>
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अगर सुबह जल्दी उठने से ताक़त, बुद्धि और धन बढ़ता - तो पेपर वाला और दूध वाला और नगर निगम के झाडू मारने वाले सबसे ज्यादा अमीर होते! सोते...

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: ट्रेन से एक यात्री नें ट्वीट करके </div>
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शिकायत भेजी :</div>
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''बाकी सुविधायें भले ही न बढ़ायें</div>
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पर लैट्रिन में मग्गे की चैन की</div>
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लंबाई इतनी तो बढ़ा दें कि जहाँ </div>
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इस्तेमाल करना है वहाँ तक </div>
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रेल्वे की तरफ से रिप्लाई आया :</div>
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"मग्गा चैन से बंधा है, आप नहीं</div>
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छोरा :- रै पागल, </div>
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टैंट की रजाई और भागी हुई लुगाई किसी की नहीं होती.</div>
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संता की रोटी पर से चूहा गुजर गया। </div>
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संता - अब मैं ये रोटी नही खाऊंगा।</div>
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बंता - खा ले यार चूहे ने कौन सी चप्पलें पहनी हुई थी।.</div>
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बच्चा घर से मार खा कर स्कूल जा रहा था</div>
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रास्ते मे किसी ने पूछा- बेटा पढ़ते हो,l ??</div>
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Conjunctivitis (आँख आना)</div>
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English ki watt laga di</div>
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Modern school<br />
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Sub.: Leave application for eye coming </div>
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I will  not come  as my  eyes have come. If I come with  my coming eyes then  your eyes  will come  & you will not come. But still if you  come with your  coming  eyes all school eyes  will come  & all  will not  come. So  I will  not come   and all  will  come.  I  will come  back  when  my  coming eyes  will  go & all will  come  without their eyes coming.</div>
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                --Lallan<br />
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Conjunctivitis (आँख आना) English ki watt laga di To, The Principal Modern school Patna Dear Sir, Sub.: Leave application f...

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<span style="color: #741b47;">तो लोग कहते थे, भूत बंगला होगा.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">अब पूछते है कौनसा इंजीनियरिंग कॉलेज है ये?</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">लगता है</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">चुहिया का तो दिल दिवाना</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">लगता है</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">पल भर में ऐसे कुतरते हैं </span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">कपडे</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">अब तो हर कपडा पुराना </span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">लगता है.......</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">सात रंगो से बना कपडों का </span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">ये संगम </span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">काट देते हैं ये कपड़े बनकर के </span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">सिंघम</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">हर कपड़ा सिंघम से बचाना</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">पड़ता है</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">कपड़ो का अब तो तकिया बनाना पड़ता है.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">जिनकी biwi  मोटी है वो Bullet ले</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">जिनकी biwi  पतली हो वो Splender ले</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">जिनकी biwi छोटी हो वो Activa ले</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">जिनकी biwi ही ना हो वो चैन की साँस ले..</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;"></span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">Son: पापा मैं फिर फेल हो गया</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">Father: कोई नहीं,तू शेर का बेटा है</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">Son: मैम भी कहती हैं</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">Father: क्या?</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">Son:  न जाने किस जानवर की औलाद हो</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">पत्नी : मुझे अपने पति पे शक है… वो रोज छुपकर किसी लड़की से मिलते हैं।</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">सहेली : अब तू क्या करेगी..??</span></div>
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<span style="color: #741b47;">पत्नी : कल ही उसके पीछे अपना boyfriend लगाती हूँ..!!</span></div>
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चूहे का सेहरा सुहाना लगता है

पहले किसी भयानक जंगल में कोई हवेली दिखती थी तो लोग कहते थे, भूत बंगला होगा. अब पूछते है कौनसा इंजीनियरिंग कॉलेज है ये? चूहे...

10 movies such dialogue. These lines promotes you everytime

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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">फिल्मों</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">के</span> 10 <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">ऐसे</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">ही</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">संवाद</span>. <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">ये</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">आपको</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">कहीं</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">हिम्मत</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">नहीं</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">हारने</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">देंगे</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">और</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">सफलता</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">पाने</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">का</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">जज्बा</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">हमेशा</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">जगाए</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">रखेंगे</span> .<o:p></o:p></div>
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1.<span style="color: #990000;"> 3 Idiots: </span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">काबिल</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">हो</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">जा</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">मेरे</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">बच्चे</span>, <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">कामयाबी</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">तुम्हारे</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">पीछे</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">झक</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">मार</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">कर</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">आएगी</span>.<o:p></o:p></div>
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2.<span style="color: #990000;"> Dhoom 3</span>:<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">जो</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">काम</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">दुनिया</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">को</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">नामुमकिन</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">लगे</span>,
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">वही</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">मौका</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">होता</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">है</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">करतब</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">दिखाने</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">का</span>.<o:p></o:p></div>
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3. <span style="color: #cc0000;">Badmaash Company:</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">बड़े</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">से</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">बड़ा</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">बिजनेस</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">पैसे</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">से</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">नहीं</span>, <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">एक</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">बड़े</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">आइडिया</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">से</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">बड़ा</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">होता</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">है</span>.<o:p></o:p></div>
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4. <span style="color: #990000;">Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani: </span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">मैं</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">उठना</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">चाहता</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">हूं</span>, <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">दौड़ना</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">चाहता</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">हूं</span>, <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">गिरना</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">भी</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">चाहता</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">हूं</span>....<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">बस</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">रुकना</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">नहीं</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">चाहता</span>
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5. <span style="color: #990000;">Sarkar:</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">नजदीकी</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">फायदा</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">देखने</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">से</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">पहले</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">दूर</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">का</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">नुकसान</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">सोचना</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">चाहिए</span>.<o:p></o:p></div>
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6. <span style="color: #990000;">Namastey London:</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">जब</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">तक</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">हार</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">नहीं</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">होती</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">ना</span>....<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">तब</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">तक</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">आदमी</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">जीता</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">हुआ</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">रहता</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">है</span>.<o:p></o:p></div>
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7. <span style="color: #990000;">Chak De! India</span>:<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">वार</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">करना</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">है</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">तो</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">सामने</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">वाले</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">के</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">गोल</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">पर</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">नहीं</span>, <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">सामने</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">वाले</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">के</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">दिमाग</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">पर</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">करो</span>..<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">गोल</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">खुद</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">ब</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">खुद</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">हो</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">जाएगा</span>.<o:p></o:p></div>
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8. <span style="color: #990000;">Mary Kom:</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">कभी</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">किसी</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">को</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">इतना</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">भी</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">मत</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">डराओ</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">कि</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">डर</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">ही</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">खत्म</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">हो</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">जाए</span>.<o:p></o:p></div>
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9. <span style="color: #990000;">Jannat:</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">जो</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">हारता</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">है</span>, <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">वही</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">तो</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">जीतने</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">का</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">मतलब</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">जानता</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">है</span>.<o:p></o:p></div>
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10.<span style="color: #990000;">Happy New Year</span>:<o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">दुनिया</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">में</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">दो</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">तरह</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">के</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">लोग</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">होते</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">हैं</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">विनर</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">और</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">लूजर</span>...<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">लेकिन</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">जिंदगी</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">हर</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">लूजर</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">को</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">एक</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">मौका</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">जरूर</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">देती</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">है</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">जिसमें</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">वह</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">विनर</span>
<span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">बन</span> <span style="font-family: "mangal" , "serif";">सकता</span></div>
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एक U.P. वाला<br />
मुबंई की बैँक मेँ गया, और <br />
बैँक मेनेजर से <br />
रु.50,000 का लोन मांगा.<br />
बैँक मेनेजर ने गेरेँटर मांगा.<br />
 U.P.वाले ने अपनी BMW कार <br />
जो बैँक के सामने पार्क की हुई थी<br />
उसको गेरेँटी के तरीके से...<br />
जमा करवा दी.<br />
मेनेजर ने गाडी के कागज चैक किए, <br />
और लोन देकर गाडी को <br />
कस्टडी मेँ खडी करने के लिए<br />
कर्मचारी को सुचना दी.<br />
 U.P.वाला 50,000 रुपये <br />
लेकर चला गया.<br />
बैँक मेनेजर और कर्मचारी <br />
उस U.P. वाले पर हँसने लगे और<br />
बात करने लगे कि<br />
यह करोडपति होते हुए भी<br />
अपनी गाडी सिर्फ 50,000 मेँ <br />
❤गिरवी रख कर चला गया.<br />
❤कितना बेवकुफ आदमी है.<br />
उसके बाद 2 महीने बाद<br />
 U.P. वाला वापस बैँक मे गया और<br />
लोन की सभी रकम देकर <br />
अपनी गाडी <br />
वापस लेने की इच्छा दर्शायी.<br />
बैँक मेनेजर ने हिसाब-किताब किया <br />
और बोला : 50,000 <br />
मुल रकम के साथ <br />
1250 रुपये ब्याज.<br />
 U.P.वाले ने पुरे पैसे दे दिए.<br />
बैँक मेनेजर से रहा नही गया और<br />
उसने पुछा कि आप इतने <br />
करोडपति होते हुए भी <br />
आपको 50,000 रुपयो कि <br />
जरुरत कैसे पडी.?<br />
 U.P. वाले ने जवाब दिया :<br />
मैँ U.P. से आया था.<br />
मैँ अमेरिका जा रहा था.<br />
मुबंई से मेरी फ्लाइट थी.<br />
मुबंई मेँ मेरी गाडी <br />
कहा पार्क करनी है <br />
यह मेरी सबसे बडी प्रोबलम थी.<br />
लेकिन इस प्रोबलम को <br />
आपने हल कर दिया.<br />
मेरी गाडी भी सेफ कस्टडी मेँ <br />
दो महीने तक संभाल के रखा और<br />
50,000 रुपये <br />
खर्च करने के लिए भी दिए <br />
दोनो काम करने का चार्ज लगा <br />
सिर्फ 1250 रुपये.<br />
आपका बहुत बहुत धन्यवाद.!<br />
 U.P.वाले तो U.P. वाले ही होते हे<br />
जय उत्तरप्रदेश<br />
देखो मत शेयर करो <br />
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Mind of a Millioniar of U.P.

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<em><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: "calibri" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">Maine to sirf itna kaha ki neta ji ki car ka accident ho gaua hai.....<o:p></o:p></span></em></div>
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<em><span style="color: #7030a0; font-family: "calibri" , "sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">Daaru nahi pee raha hai khaali namkeen kha raha hai.<o:p></o:p></span></em></div>
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ko achanak 2 baje neend khuli to paaya ki pati bed par nahi hai<o:p></o:p></span></em></div>
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coffee ka cup lekar soch mein doobe huye deewar ko ghoor rahe the.<o:p></o:p></span></em></div>
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uthaai aur kaha "Tumhein yaad hai 14 saal pehle jab tum sirg 18 saal ki
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pati bola "Yaad hai jab tumhare judge pitaji ne hamein meri car mein
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"Haan haan yaad hai"<o:p></o:p></span></em></div>
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hai tab unhone mujhe dhamkaya tha aur kaha tha is-se shaadi kar lo nahi to
tumhein 14 saal ke liye andar kara doonga"<o:p></o:p></span></em></div>
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"Haan haan woh bhio yaad hai"<o:p></o:p></span></em></div>
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se aansu pochhte huye bola "Aaj main jail se chhoot gaya hota"<o:p></o:p></span></em></div>
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his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam
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on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and
she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are
now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to
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gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to
slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the
pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five
minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor,
grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the
table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was
that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."
"Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that
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him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes
from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he
got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the
window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the
driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.<o:p></o:p></span></em></div>
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